botak berotak~semakin hari semakin berotak..

2009-10-26T20:26:00.000-07:00

askar yahudi : dari mana?m’sia student: Malaysia
askar yahudi : agama aper?m’sia student : islamaskar yahudi : ( bercakap dlm bahsa yahudi kepada rakan…membelek..melihat pelajar malaysia atas dan bawah)
askar yahudi : ooo…islam..mcm mane keadaan islam diMalaysia??m’sia student : ok, alhamdulilah….
askar yahudi : maksud aku, MCM MANE KEADAAN MASJID KETIKASOLAT SUBUH DI MALAYSIA…ADAKAH PENUH SEPERTI SOLAT JUMAAT…(very curious)m’sia student : adalah dlm dua tiga kerat, kipas dan tiang masjid lebihbanyak dari jemmah…
askar yahudi : (lega ,sambil tergelak) dan berkata SELAGI SOLAT SUBUHUMMAT ISLAM DIDUNIA INI TIDAK PADAT/DIHADIRI/SERAMAI SOLAT JUMMAT MAKA, MASJID AL-AKSAR(BAITULMAKDIS) INI AKAN KEKAL DLM TANGAN YAHUDI, DAN DUNIA INI AKAN KAMI KUASAI….dan askar yahudi itu terus membenarkan kami memasuki israel untuk ke palestin…(askar yahudi masih tergelak dgn gumbiranya)
so, moral of the story:
yahudi zionis pon paham dan tahu akan kepentingan solat berjemaah…sbb dgn SOLAT BERJEMAAH SETIAP WAKTU ITULAH YANG AKAN MENYATUKAN UMMAT ISLAM HARI INI…..
MARI KITA SEMUA BERAZAM UNTUK MEMENUHKAN MASJID PADA SETIAP WAKTU SOLAT… SBB KESANNYA ADALAH SANGAT2 MENAKJUBKAN…
sbb kemunculan imam mahadi dan turunnye isa al-masih adalah pasti, tapi adakah akan tertulis nama kiter dlm buku catitan nanti sebagai ummat yg bersama mengimarahkan masjid(rumah Allah)….
kiter kene bermula dari sekarang(mengimarahkan masjid), sbb takut nak cucu kita nnati yang akan hidup zaman tersebut…(sediakan payung sebelum hujan)
saya bercakap untuk diri saya…
wasalam
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Orang gile?

2009-02-25T22:55:00.000-08:00

Seramai 26 orang gila dari malaysia telah dibawa ke amerika untuk brjumpa dgan d0ktor pakar.. Mereka semua telah dbawa dgan sebuah kapal terbang yg besar... Nak dijadikan cerita,sewaktu dalam perjalanan,mereka teramatlah bising nye,kecoh bt0l,bese la..kalu da same2 gila,ada je mende bodoh dorg wat. So,kbisingan dorang ni tlah mbuatkan captain pilot marah.. Lalu,cptain pilot ni telah menyuruh co pilot untk mlihat apa yg brlaku di belakang. Apabila saja co pilot melihat apa yg brlaku,trkejut beruk la co pilot bila melihat orang2 gila tsebut sdang brmain bola sepak di belakang...

MU vs Chealsea kata org gila 2... Co pilot 2 apa lg ,marah la. Hoii gila!tak boleh main bola dalam kapal terbang!! Stelah dimarahi,terdiam la semuanya.terkesima... Namun,selang bberapa minit kmudian,cptain brasa curiga kerana suasana begitu tenang d belakang..senyap jek.. Lalu cptain pilot menyuruh lg co pilot melihat apa yg blaku di belakang. Stelah diperiksa,terkejut beruk lg la co pilot bila mlihat hanya tgal 4 orang gila saja..co pilot hairan lalu brtanya. Copilot: oi gile,apa da jadi?mana kawan2 seangkatanmu yg lain?? Gila : daa encik pilot x kasik kamik main bola dalam kpal trbang,dorang main la kt luar..ape da gila jugak encik ni.hahah Copilot : erk,aku pulak gila?habis,apa kamu 4 orang ni buat dalam ni??nape x ikot kawan kamu main kt luar? Gila: encik ni gila ke?kan kami ni pemain simpanan.....

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kepada peminat dan pemain bola

2009-02-25T22:43:00.001-08:00

tolong jgn buat benda sengal nie...orang dok bincang die leh kencing...sengal unta

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Fenomena Musik Kini

2009-02-25T22:31:00.000-08:00

Lewat kebelakangan ini, musik indie semakin mendapat tempat di dalam industri musik Malaysia. Rata-rata pemusik semakin membuka mata terhadap kemampuan band2 indie dimana semakin byk mereka diberi peluang utk beraksi. Sejak Estranged menjuarai Anugerah Juara Lagu & diikuti kemenangan Meet Uncle Hussein tahun ini, ramai pihak sudah mula mengintai kehebatan band-band tempatan yg suatu tika dulu pernah dilabel tiada bakat, sampahan yg merosakkan minda remaja. Radio - radio tempatan kini semakin kerap memutarkan lagu tempatan berbanding dulu bila mana mereka seperti mengagungkan karya negara jiran. Setidak-tidaknya mereka akhirnya membuka mata terhadap bakat tempatan yang suatu tika dulu pernah mereka katakan bakat tempatan tiada kualiti.

Sememangnya Meet Uncle Hussein antara band yg mempunyai bakat besar. Couple pula antara band yang agak dikenali di luar negara selain Pop Shuvit. Hujan misalnya semakin menuju kejayaan walaupon ramai yg mengkritik musik mereka. Dari Malaysia ke London dan kini bakal ke Indonesia. Syabas buat Hujan. Bunkface, yang bakat mereka terserlah melalui rancangan Blast Off! suatu masa dulu misalnya semakin mengukuhkan tempat mereka sebagai band pop punk yg berjaya. Selamat Pagi Gadis walaupun masih baru, tapi sedang meniti tangga menuju kejayaan biarpun tanpa 2 anggota mereka yg berada di luar negara.

Saat sesetengah band indie semakin mencipta nama, band-band lama seperti Butterfingers, Seven Collar Tshirt, OAG & The Times [sekadar beberapa nama] pula semakin mengukuhkan kedudukan mereka. Langsung tidak tercabar oleh kedatangan band-band baru.

Kejayaan demi kejayaan yang dicapai oleh beberapa band indie lewat masa ini, memberi inspirasi kepada para remaja dimana kini banyak band-band baru tumbuh bagaikan cendawan. Satu perkembangan yang baik tapi bukan semua band tersebut mempunyai identiti mereka sendiri kerana kebanyakkan band dibayangi band-band yg sedia ada. Bukan mahu mengutuk tapi hakikatnya bukan semua band baru itu punya identiti & musik yang boleh dibanggakan. Mereka sepatutnya mempunyai identiti tersendiri yang boleh membezakan mereka dengan band yang sedia ada. Rapat dengan band tertentu bukan alasan untuk mempamerkan musik yang sama. Ilmu yang dikongsi sewajarnya diterjemahkan menjadi karya yang hebat. Semoga mereka akan temui identiti mereka dalam musik yang mereka mainkan. Hanya masa saja yang akan tentukan ke mana mereka & para pengikut musik akan menilai kemampuan mereka.

Bukan semua band menjadi pujaan semua orang & bukan semua band menjadi kebencian semua orang.

Kalau suka, layankan. Kalau benci tak perlu fuck, abaikan saja. Lain telinga lain citarasa.

Dengar saja, ikut naluri anda.

[sekadar menyebut beberapa nama band & bukannya mengabaikan band-band lain]

*sekadar pandangan dari sisi seorang pemerhati. kalau salah harap diampun.

Link : www.retro9.blogspot.com

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Function and cameras

2009-02-25T01:34:00.000-08:00

The camera or camera obscura is the image-forming device, and photographic film or a silicon electronic image sensor is the sensing medium. The respective recording medium can be the film itself, or a digital electronic or magnetic memory.

Photographers control the camera and lens to "expose" the light recording material (such as film) to the required amount of light to form a "latent image" (on film) or "raw file" (in digital cameras) which, after appropriate processing, is converted to a usable image. Digital cameras replace film with an electronic image sensor based on light-sensitive electronics such as charge-coupled device (CCD) or complementary metal-oxide-semiconductor (CMOS) technology. The resulting digital image is stored electronically, but can be reproduced on paper or film.

The movie camera is a type of photographic camera which takes a rapid sequence of photographs on strips of film. In contrast to a still camera, which captures a single snapshot at a time, the movie camera takes a series of images, each called a "frame". This is accomplished through an intermittent mechanism. The frames are later played back in a movie projector at a specific speed, called the "frame rate" (number of frames per second). While viewing, a person's eyes and brain merge the separate pictures together to create the illusion of motion.[2]

In all but certain specialized cameras, the process of obtaining a usable exposure must involve the use, manually or automatically, of a few controls to ensure the photograph is clear, sharp and well illuminated. The controls usually include but are not limited to the following:

* Focus - the adjustment to place the sharpest focus where it is desired on the subject.
* Aperture – adjustment of the iris, measured as f-number, which controls the amount of light passing through the lens. Aperture also has an effect on focus and depth of field, namely, the smaller the opening aperture, the less light but the greater the depth of field--that is, the greater the range within which objects appear to be sharply focused. The current focal length divided by the f-number gives the actual aperture size in millimeters.
* Shutter speed – adjustment of the speed (often expressed either as fractions of seconds or as an angle, with mechanical shutters) of the shutter to control the amount of time during which the imaging medium is exposed to light for each exposure. Shutter speed may be used to control the amount of light striking the image plane; 'faster' shutter speeds (that is, those of shorter duration) decrease both the amount of light and the amount of image blurring from motion of the subject and/or camera.
* White balance – on digital cameras, electronic compensation for the color temperature associated with a given set of lighting conditions, ensuring that white light is registered as such on the imaging chip and therefore that the colors in the frame will appear natural. On mechanical, film-based cameras, this function is served by the operator's choice of film stock or with color correction filters. In addition to using white balance to register natural coloration of the image, photographers may employ white balance to aesthetic end, for example white balancing to a blue object in order to obtain a warm color temperature.
* Metering – measurement of exposure so that highlights and shadows are exposed according to the photographer's wishes. Many modern cameras meter and set exposure automatically. Before automatic exposure, correct exposure was accomplished with the use of a separate light metering device or by the photographer's knowledge and experience of gauging correct settings. To translate the amount of light into a usable aperture and shutter speed, the meter needs to adjust for the sensitivity of the film or sensor to light. This is done by setting the "film speed" or ISO sensitivity into the meter.
* ISO speed – traditionally used to "tell the camera" the film speed of the selected film on film cameras, ISO speeds are employed on modern digital cameras as an indication of the system's gain from light to numerical output and to control the automatic exposure system. A correct combination of ISO speed, aperture, and shutter speed leads to an image that is neither too dark nor too light.
* Auto-focus point – on some cameras, the selection of a point in the imaging frame upon which the auto-focus system will attempt to focus. Many Single-lens reflex cameras (SLR) feature multiple auto-focus points in the viewfinder.

Many other elements of the imaging device itself may have a pronounced effect on the quality and/or aesthetic effect of a given photograph; among them are:

* Focal length and type of lens (telephoto or "long" lens, macro, wide angle, fisheye, or zoom)
* Filters placed between the subject and the light recording material, either in front of or behind the lens
* Inherent sensitivity of the medium to light intensity and color/wavelengths.
* The nature of the light recording material, for example its resolution as measured in pixels or grains of silver halide.

what is world wide web??????

2009-02-22T20:23:00.000-08:00

World Wide Web

The World Wide Web (commonly abbreviated as "the Web") is a system of interlinked hypertext documents accessed via the Internet.

With a Web browser, one can view Web pages that may contain text, images, videos, and other multimedia and navigate between them using hyperlinks.

Using concepts from earlier hypertext systems, the World Wide Web was begun in 1992 by the English physicist Tim Berners-Lee, now the Director of the World Wide Web Consortium, and Robert Cailliau, a Belgian computer scientist, while both working at CERN in Geneva, Switzerland.

The World Wide Web enabled the spread of information over the Internet through an easy-to-use and flexible format. It thus played an important role in popularizing use of the Internet, to the extent that the World Wide Web has become a synonym for Internet, with the two being conflated in popular use

How it works

The terms Internet and World Wide Web are often used in every-day speech without much distinction. However, the Internet and the World Wide Web are not one and the same. The Internet is a global data communications system. It is a hardware and software infrastructure that provides connectivity between computers. In contrast, the Web is one of the services communicated via the Internet. It is a collection of interconnected documents and other resources, linked by hyperlinks and URLs.

Viewing a Web page on the World Wide Web normally begins either by typing the URL of the page into a Web browser, or by following a hyperlink to that page or resource. The Web browser then initiates a series of communication messages, behind the scenes, in order to fetch and display it.

First, the server-name portion of the URL is resolved into an IP address using the global, distributed Internet database known as the domain name system, or DNS. This IP address is necessary to contact and send data packets to the Web server.

History
This NeXT Computer used by Sir Tim Berners-Lee at CERN became the first Web server.A NeXT Computer was used by Berners-Lee as the world's first Web server and also to write the first Web browser, WorldWideWeb, in 1990. By Christmas 1990, Berners-Lee had built all the tools necessary for a working Web the first Web browser (which was a Web editor as well), the first Web server, and the first Web pages which described the project itself.

The first server outside Europe was set up at SLAC in December 1991.

The World Wide Web had a number of differences from other hypertext systems that were then available. The Web required only unidirectional links rather than bidirectional ones. This made it possible for someone to link to another resource without action by the owner of that resource..

On April 30, 1993, CERN announced that the World Wide Web would be free to anyone, with no fees due. Coming two months after the announcement that the Gopher protocol was no longer free to use, this produced a rapid shift away from Gopher and towards the Web. An early popular Web browser was ViolaWWW, which was based upon HyperCard.
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